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the academy · coming soon

course.exe

not built yet - weeks, maybe a couple months out. here's the shape of it: the same playbook i run on stream, risk first, ego last. not signals, not financial advice.

$ ./academy --status

compiling the academy_

0%

status: in progress · eta: when it's actually good · no fake countdown

the modules · locked until launch0 / 6 unlocked
module 01locked

stop blowing up

position sizing, risk per trade, and why your first job is to still be here next month.

module 02locked

read the tape, not the discord

structure, levels, and filtering signal from the 400 people screaming in chat.

module 03locked

the boring edge

a repeatable plan you can run tired, tilted, or distracted. boring is the point.

module 04locked

the head game

down bad, up big, and the part nobody films: doing nothing when there's nothing to do.

module 05locked

journaling without lying

how to review your own trades without your ego editing the tape.

module 06locked

surviving the drawdown

what to actually do when it's red for three weeks and your group chat goes quiet.

read this first

what it isn't

  • ✕ not a signals group
  • ✕ not a “get rich” pitch
  • ✕ not financial advice
  • ✕ not a discord with a course bolted on
  • ✕ not going to promise you a number
the instructor

Lord Spudnick

head of risk · professional bag holder

a potato who has been down bad and up big on camera, in front of everyone, for years. no edited screenshots - the whole thing happens live on tradeify tv. that's the credential.

coming soonweeks, maybe months. no date.

get on the list

when the course is built and actually good, it'll launch on a platform made for it (Whop). drop your email and you'll be first to know - plus the launch code. one email. no spam. no countdown timer.

not financial advice. obviously.